Monday, May 16, 2005

The BIG football stories of the weekend

Were Barcelona winning the Spanish title and Altrincham F.C. winning the play-offs to return to the Conference.

News reports say that thousands upon thousands thronged the streets of the Catalan capital and Stamford New Road last night in celebration.

Just for the record, Real Madrid won NOTHING this year. They even won fewer trophies than Altrincham, who actually received a cup for beating Eastbourne 2-1 yesterday.

I bet Roberto Carlos wishes he was playing at Moss Lane.

They wouldn't have him.

3 comments:

John said...

Addendum: It has been pointed out by those more knowledgeable than I that Altrincham also won the Cheshire Senior Cup this year, so they won more trophies than Barca and Madrid COMBINED!

Jose said...

Good for Altrincham. By the way, you did point out that Real Madrid won NOTHING, right?

John said...

Sorry, I probably didn't stress that enough.

Real Madrid won NOTHING this year.