Monday, September 12, 2005

Cats Cause Schizophrenia

But it still doesn't explain why cat-lovers are such fucking nutters.


Lisa Rullsenberg said...

Hee... I've been found out! Yes, I am a cat-loving nutter.

Ahem... nevertheless, please can I clarify that I don't mean "loving" in any kind of sexual way (sorry if that disappoints).

Anonymous said...

First they came for the kittens, but I was not a kitten. . .

I'm sick and tired of the antifeline bias of this site. The same people that say 'cat-loving' now are the ones who used to say 'nigger-loving'. Just because cats are furry and have big eyes and big ears and little cute noses and a swishy tail and lie on their back waving their paws in the air making funny little noises doesn't mean they don't have the same rights as other people. Stop this hate speech now!

John said...


It was you who wrote these lyrics wasn't it?

hakmao said...

Liking dogs indicates a need for constant validation and reassurance, and fundamental insecurity.


They also stink.