I wasn't asleep, I was looking for the €70,000 stolen in an armed robbery from the Post Office in Bettystown yesterday.
The Gards managed to catch the boyos involved in Julianstown, a mile or two up the road, but they didn't have the cash on them. Must have chucked it into a hedgerow somewhere along the way.
And here's me sat like an eejit at home in front of the computer.
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I realize the linked article says "an undisclosed sum," so it sounds suspicious when I bandy about figures like €70 grand, but I have it on good authority (i.e. local gosspip) that that was the amount on the premises at the time.
Yeah, right, you just wanted the dosh to hire a hit from McManus on the Mercury Music Prize judges...
Understatement of the Day:
Amazed frontman Antony said "I think they must have made a mistake."
John, despite Lisa's scurrilous accusations, I'm not a hitman.
But if you want to contact me, there are some people I know who'd be very interested to hear from you.
Scurrilous accusation apology being made: McManus, you are better than a hitman - you have the contacts and the experience to make it happen and it have absolutely nothing to do with you...
Kudos to you for your offer to John.
And yeah, I howled when I read what Antony said in response to the award.
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