With Jane mentioning Skinner and Baddiel I thought I should share with everyone my World Cup 98 players-who-are-a-phrase entry which Skinner introduced on Fantasy Football with "and this is my favourite from Martin Green in Cheshire" and then read out "Hong Durie".
If I can remember correctly it went:
El-Ouaer (Saudi Arabia)
Cerny (Switzerland)
Issa (South Africa)
Guivarc'h (France)
Hogh (Denmark)
Earle (Jamaica)
Slight Geordie accent required
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You're going to have to spell this one out to me, dullard that I am. And I'm sure you told me at the time.
spell it out phonetically, by the way, cos I don't know what the fuck you are on young man!!
And can I repeat, Skinner and Baddiel are/were a pair of racist fucks! I said it a bit more politely over at jane's!
I'll start you off
"All we are saying..."
Ok. Poetic licence. Rather excellent.
No fucking idea - please please please spell out
"...is give us a goal."
Painfully contrived? Definitely. You should have seen the squad names I had to work with.If you're lucky I met attempt another one in June.
Jeez, with spelling like that above I'd best not try anything wordy for a while.
Mart--
Maybe a bouncing ball over the top of each syllable would help.
I wouldn't say I'm slow but ... yes, got there in the end. Oh, and it was funny.
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