Tuesday, January 02, 2007

It Does What It Says on the Tin


Lisa has been reflecting on the musical highlights of the past year and on the discoveries she has made. Here's our tip for the top in 2007, courtesy of our Far East correspondent in Manila: Fat Babes and a Dwarf.

11 comments:

Reidski said...

Excellent - back with a bang!

John said...

And of course with no offence intended towards our fat babe and/or dwarf readers!

It is genuinely the name of the band.

Twenty Major said...

Fucking hell, that is one of the worst dwarves I have ever seen.

It's such a shame Hitler didn't try to wipe them out instead of the Jews. He'd have had much more support.

John said...

Not a chance. Hitler was a big fan of the wee fellas, Napoleon in particular. I'm only suprised there weren't more dwarfs in the Nazi Party. It would have welcomed them with open arms.

Twenty Major said...

I've lost all respect for him now.

Lisa Rullsenberg said...

That is a classic bit of Counago&Spaves postage there boy! The question is what do they sound like?!

John said...

I'm reliably informed they sound like a cross between Fat Boy Slim, the Sugar Babes, and the Killer Dwarfs.

And they're not to be confused with a fat baby dwarf. Or Robbie Williams, as he's usually known.

Reidski said...

Us Reidskis have many phobias - mine include flying, pigeons, life, etc - but my oldest brother has the most mental phobia: dwarves. He simply cannot watch a programme with a dwarf in it and gets freaked out by seeing one in the street. Just thought I'd mention it ...

John said...

Apparently the kids at this gig (yes, they let the kids into this sort of thing over there) were scared shitless by the dwarf, even though most of them were taller than him.

Reidski said...

The singers aren't called Ting and Tong by any chance, are they?

Yes, this is straying into very dodgy quarters, I know!

John said...

You're thinking of the Cheeky Girls.