This workplace conversation took place not minutes ago, following the reading of an article about this organization:
Ron: Bri, if you were schizophrenic and had the choice, whose voice would you like to hear in your head all day?
Bri: Les Dawson.
Me: David Coleman.
Ron: I'd have Tony Cascarino. He's a laugh a minute.
Me: And he'd be useful to have for the gambling advice.
Ron: Good point. Didn't he win some big poker competition recently?
Me: Yup. (Pause) Imagine playing Tony Cascarino at poker while hearing his voice in your head.
Bri: "I've got a pair of twos."
Me: I don't mean like that, Bri. When you hear someone else's voice in your head, they're not actually sat somewhere else talking to you.
Bri: And besides, he could be bluffing.
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