Pure Filth

Maybe it's my mind that's dirty, but the May issue of Organic Gardening magazine features an article entitled "Upstanding Peonies" that tells buyers not to worry if the head looks too big to stay upright because today's producers are making their plants with stiffer stalks that will keep them erect for as long as required.

"Upstanding peonies." I think that's called putting the organ back in organic.