That 10 thing

that's doing the round is incredibly annoying because there are LOADS of things I haven't done, but why define your life negatively: I've never been to the Moon, to Mars, to Millwall, for instance, but who gives a fuck? Anyway, here's my list of ten things I've never done:

1: Liked any of my bosses

2: Stabbed anyone for fun

3: Kept a promise if I could get out of it

4: Buried a dead pet

5: Faked multiple orgasms

6: Read a work of fiction and felt the better for it

7: Deliberately ejaculated over the back of a greyhound

8: Done a fair day's work for a fair day's pay

9: Knowingly produced children

10: Paid for drugs


Much the same as most people, I imagine.