In which Tony Wilson gets it wrong...again

In his column in this month's Uncut, Anthony H. refers to Morrissey as "the miserable twat from Altrincham" overlooking the facts that:

a) Mozza was born and bred in Stretford

b) Ian Brown is on the cover of said magazine, a more fitting candidate for the moniker and

3) there are lots of miserable twats in Altrincham