Counago & Spaves: Jesus Christ "Just a Joke" Says Priest

Monday, December 29, 2008

And there never was a God. It was Derren Brown all the time.

Property prices: They're genuine, though.

Anonymous said...: Further to an earlier comment - about Top Wig presenter Jeremy Clarkson and his sidekick James May, I think - can I point out that Johnny Roadhouse is now flogging Theremins. £85 or so a crack. Roll up.........; 1/08/2009 11:50 am
John said...: Only £85? Cool.

Is there anything else you can do with them besides make peculiar musical sounds? I mean, can you turn them into burglar alarms, for instance?; 1/09/2009 11:26 am
Anonymous said...: Don't know. Perhaps Mr Roadhouse can advise. I would note, before you rush to Johnny's, that what you appear to get is a little box with a sort of gear stick with a spherical knob on the top sticking out of it. It has two sockets for jacks. You will probably need to have amps and speakers to get any noises out of it. But if you are already kitted up, then you could be quids in. Buy one and then you can get into an avant garde musical ensemble like guillemots. Mind you, the guy who plays it in guillemots also plays a giant plastic peg and a typewriter. So, if you have either of those implements you may not need to lash out your cash.; 1/09/2009 1:57 pm

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