Monday, November 27, 2006

Don't Let Him Near the Treasury

This I found very bizarre. Finanical advice magazine Money carries a regular feature, "One Family's Money," in which experts sort out a family's financial worries by offering advice on budgeting and investments. In the November issue, the family is that of Eric and Beverly Massa.

Eric is an antiwar Democrat running for Congress, and his political campaign is posing a serious threat to the family's finances. On analyzing the Massas' financial situation, Bill Burns, president of Burns Matteson Capital Management, concludes that although the Massas have been diligent savers, their portfolio is out of balance and burdened by high-fee investments. Burns suggests that Massa, a former Corning employee, should sell his Corning stock, sell some of his funds and replace them with longtime top performers, switch his savings for his children's college education from 529 plans based in South Dakota to a New York State 529 to secure in-state tax benefits, and ensure that he and his wife make some changes to their approach to retirement savings.

I guess as PR stunts go, it's one way of showing voters you're just a regular bloke with financial problems like everyone else, but it still seems odd to me that a politician would want to let the public know he doesn't know how best to look after his own money and needs the advice of others. But then, I suppose it's accepted that politicians do that anyway. At least he doesn't say anything daft, like, "Kuh, I'm a complete numbskull when it comes to money. Beverly doesn't let me anywhere near the bank statements. I have no idea what's going on."

Now, do we applaud this as an example of transparency in politics or is it yet another example of the decline in privateness?

7 comments:

Unknown said...

I akways thought politicians simply choose the best advisors, because they cannot know everything about everything, and then they just use their own charisma.
Also, it's nice to know this guy is not financing his campaign through three tv channels, a couple of newspapers and dubious real estate...

John said...

Good point, Stef. Talking of which, how IS Mr. Berlusconi these days?

Unknown said...

I don't know, it's one of good points of not living there. Heard he fainted the other day, and wish I could have heard what people were saying about that on the street, it was bound to be very, erm, colourful.
Then again, I don't rule out the fainting being staged for some elaborate ploy...

John said...

Me neither. I saw the headlines the next day: "Berlusconi trial resumes."

Unknown said...

John,
that's the sort of joke he makes!
(Part of his whole passive-agressive-I'm-a-victim approach)
During his first election campaign in 1994 he said "If I walked on water today, tomorrow the papers would say Berlusconi can't swim".

Also, the jokes about political leaders in Italy are always the same, only the name gets changed. The one with the driver and the pig, for example, has been around since Mussolini's times, and it's currently told with Berlusconi or Bossi (from the Northern League) as the main character.
Not to mention the one about the anti-ageing cream... but that one's too rude for *any* blog.

John said...

Not for any blog I write, Stef.

Go on! I dare you.

Unknown said...

Try this for Babelfish:
Berlusconi dal dermatologo

Berlusconi ha un'eczema improvviso con gonfiore, pustole e pus sulla faccia...
Va dal miglior dermatologo del mondo che lo esamina a fondo e quindi gli affida la cura:
- prenda tre pillole al giorno, una bianca al mattino, una verde dopo pranzo, una rossa dopo cena e prima di andare a letto si spalmi sul viso un po' di escremento, meglio se suo.
Berlusconi stupito, ma fiducioso per la grande fama del professore e soprattutto disperato per l'inconveniente nel clou della campagna elettorale torna a casa ed esegue.
Dopo tre giorni gli passa tutto, la sua pelle diventa rosea e fresca, meglio che con qualsiasi tipo di trucco.
Telefona allora al dermatologo:
- incredibile.... mi spieghi, sono esterrefatto!!!
- Semplice - risponde il dermatologo - la pillola del mattino era un banale depurativo generale, quella del pomeriggio un'ottima cura per la circolazione e quella rossa della sera un ritrovato nuovissimo per la pelle del viso, non ancora in commercio.
- Va bene, dice allora Berlusconi, ma mi tolga l'ultima curiosità: quella merda sulla faccia?
- Oh, niente... un mio sfizio personale! "