Because Teenagers Aren't Already Annoying Enough

Dada footwear has announced the introduction of sneakers, basketball, and skate shoes with an inbuilt sound system, including speakers, able to play mp3 files "to share music at the beach, on the court, in the park, on the front porch."

On the train, on the bus, while you're trying to read, in the cinema, during class, on the stretcher, in casualty.

The fun has just begun.