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The Wiki entries for Laytown and County Meath, respectively:

There is a garda station and a primary school which occupy a site of approximately 2 acres, the buildings thereon being a series of dated school buildings and Portakabins. The village also consists of two pubs, a run down hotel, two newsagents, a pharmacy, two take-aways and a train station.

County Meath (Irish: Contae na Mí) is a county in the Republic of Ireland, often informally called The Crap County.