Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Plus You Get New Nicknames!

The Salt Lake Tribune carries a cute article describing how first-graders at Douglas T. Orchard Elementary are providing tips for kindergartners on surviving school: Stuff like, "Outline the picture first, then color it inside" and "Put antibacterial on your hands so you don't get germs on your snack."

What caught my eye, however, was this. The Wolfe parents really have some explaining to do. Who, in their right minds, calls their son Timber?

2 comments:

Twenty Major said...

Mr and Mrs Lumberjack?

Nelly said...

That child has the face of a future serial killer. As well as the name...