A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.
Genius. It reminds me of the case of the guy in Germany who was arrested for mooning Helmut Kohl and who asked the judge to arrange an identification parade to see if Kohl could positively identify his arse.
Why pass up a perfectly good opportunity?
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I only mentioned it because he was from Teeside.
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