Monday, May 12, 2008

Business As Usual

An article by Alexander Stille, "Italy: The Crooks in Control," from the April 17 issue of the New York Review of Books on Roberto Saviano's book Gomorrah, about the Camorra.


Saviano gives a telling account of the ways in which organized crime in southern Italy fits into a world system of contraband goods—textiles, appliances, arms, and drugs—with connections to China's huge production of counterfeit goods, to off-the-books (but not necessarily criminal) employment in Italy, arms trafficking in Eastern Europe, construction and real estate in northern Europe, and the drug trade of South America. All of this adds up to an international underground economy that has implications far beyond its local boundaries.

. . .

The region north of Naples and extending throughout much of southern Italy contains clusters of small sweatshop businesses that make high-quality clothes for the leading fashion houses of Italy. At the same time, the very same workshops, in cooperation with camorristi, produce identical clothes bearing counterfeit labels of leading fashion brands—Versace, Armani, Val-entino. These sell throughout the world, often in stores and shopping centers owned by the Camorra. But, Saviano comments,

"The clothes made by the clans aren't the typical counterfeit goods, cheap imitations, or copies passed off as the real thing, but rather a sort of false-true. All that's missing is the final step: the brand name, the official authorization of the motherhouse. But the clans usurp that authorization without asking anybody's permission.... The Secondigliano clans [connected to the town of Secondigliano] have acquired entire retail chains, thus spreading their commercial network across the globe and dominating the international clothing market. They also provide distribution to outlet stores. Products of slightly inferior quality have yet another venue: African street vendors and market stalls. Nothing goes unused."


This form of capitalism suits a world in which retailers are competing ferociously to squeeze every last dollar of profit from each product and consumers look for every penny of savings; almost no one has any reason to question or complain about these well-made products of dubious origin. Despite the violation of their trademarks, the big fashion houses have been surprisingly slow to protest. Saviano suggests shrewdly that copying the brand may have actually served the interests of the big-name clothing makers. A new class of middle-income consumers may go on to buy the real thing:

"The garments they turned out were not inferior and didn't disgrace the brands' quality or design image. Not only did the clans not create any symbolic competition with the designer labels, they actually helped promote products whose market price made them prohibitive to the general public. In short, the clans were promoting the brand."

The camorristi have allowed ordinary citizens to "invest" their savings in drug shipments, a poor man's stock market in which an elderly pensioner might double her income in a month. And they have found a new way to run extortion rackets. Rather than holding up shopkeepers for their monthly pizzo, they started "taxing" wholesale suppliers and taking over the distribution of goods. Many clan members became the chief representatives of major food suppliers in the Naples area. The system has had advantages for the supply companies. Companies that submitted to the clan system, Saviano writes, "experienced a 40 to 80 percent increase in annual sales."

Of course, the suppliers get the market advantage of a virtual monopoly for their products. Recent investigations have shown that the Camorra had a hand in two of Italy's major financial scandals of recent years, the failure of the food conglomerates Parmalat and Cirio. In both cases, Camorra groups handled the distri-bution for both companies not only in Campania but in other regions as well.

While stressing the great market efficiency of the Camorra, and portraying the clan leaders as resourceful capitalists, Saviano ignores the disastrous economic effects of clan domination for the overall economy of southern Italy. "They've created a kind of Soviet economy," according to Francesco Curcio, a magistrate in Naples who has conducted some of the most important Camorra investigations of recent years. "They are monopolies run by the Camorra. If someone presents a bid for a contract, the Camorra tells them, you make an offer of x and I will make one of x minus one." In one case, Curcio did a study of the milk market in the area near Caserta, a town north of Naples, and discovered that milk cost more there than in Milan. "They strangle the economy by deciding who gets to participate and at what price," he said. "People pay two sets of taxes, one to the state and the other to the Camorra. And naturally, no investors want to come here to Campania."

Friday, May 09, 2008

On Tour

A good friend of C&S, Chris Mills, is touring the UK this month with the added bonus of support from the excellent Liam Dullaghan (The Havenots). Do go to see them if you can; you won't be disappointed.

May 21st >> The Maze >>Nottingham, UK

May 22nd >> 12 Bar Club >>London, UK

May 23rd >> Briton's Protection >>Manchester, UK

May 24th >> The Chattery >>Swansea, UK

May 25th >> The Labour Club >>Northampton, UK

What do you mean, "Metaphor"?

Mancur Olson discusses the origins of the state in Power and Prosperity:



The Criminal Metaphor



Power is exercised by human beings, who are, of course, extraordinarily complex. As I see it, human beings rarely act out of unmixed motives. There is not only self-interest but also a benevolent element—and even a malevolent streak—in human nature. Historical outcomes surely depend not only on the incentives and self-interest of those with power but also on their morals and temperaments. I will, before the end of this book, analyze some contexts where disinterested and principled choices are decisive for progress of societies, but I start with a focus on the incentives and inducements to rational and self-interested action that face those with power.

For our focus on coercive power and our analysis of self-interested behavior, I use a criminal metaphor. Clearly, we cannot understand robbery as either a voluntary trade or a moral act, and thus it helps us to focus only on the self-interested use of coercive power. With the aid of this metaphor, we will be able to see beneath the surface and then construct the needed theory. Since criminal behavior is the exception rather than the rule in a successful society, the criminal metaphor will also remind us of the extent to which we are abstracting from the complexity of human nature.

Consider the incentives facing the individual criminal in a populous society. Other things being equal, a criminal is better off in a rich society than in a poor society: there is more to steal. Theft also makes societies less prosperous than they would otherwise be—the time devoted to theft produces nothing, but it reduces the rewards from productive work and investment and induces a diversion of resources from production into guards, locks, police, prisons, inventory control systems, and the like. Therefore, the crime committed by each criminal reduces the wealth of society and thus also the amount that is available to steal. Does this make the individual criminal curtail his or her crime?

Everyone already knows that it does not, but we must understand why. The typical individual thief in a society of, say, a million people, bears about one-millionth of the loss to society that occurs because his crime makes society’s output less than it would otherwise be. Yet he alone normally bears the whole loss of whatever opportunities for theft he passes up. Therefore, the gain to criminals from a wealthier society and the reduction in that society’s wealth due to crime do not keep crime from paying. (The opposite would be true only in a bizarre case where the loss to society from a theft were about a million times or more as valuable as what was taken by theft.) It is only society’s punishment of criminals that keeps crime from paying, and it is not always sufficient to inflict punishment. Though each criminal has a stake in the prosperity of society, that stake is so minuscule that the criminal ignores it: he normally takes everything there is in any purse or till. As we shall see, it makes a huge difference whether individuals with coercive capacities have a minuscule or narrow stake in the society, on the one hand, or an encompassing interest, on the other.

Before turning to encompassing interests, we must remind ourselves that the same self-interest that made the criminal steal leads to dramatically different results when there is voluntary exchange in the market. If, say, better deterrence of crime led our criminal to serve his interests through voluntary exchange in the labor market, he would typically take the job that offered the highest pay. No profit-maximizing employer employs a worker who does not add at least as much to the firm’s revenues as that worker costs. In self-interestedly seeking the highest wage, our ex-criminal works at jobs where his marginal social productivity or contribution to output tends to be greatest.

Now let us contrast the individual criminal in a populous community with the head of a Mafia family or other criminal gang that can monopolize crime in a neighborhood. Suppose that in some well-defined turf, a criminal gang cannot only steal more or less as it pleases but can prevent anyone else from committing crime there. Obviously, the Mafia family has an incentive to keep other thieves out of its own domain. But will it gain from taking all that it can on its own ground? Definitely not.

If business in this domain is made unprofitable by theft, or migration away from the neighborhood is prompted by crime, then the neighborhood will not generate as much income and there will not be as much to steal. Indeed, the Mafia family with a true and continuing monopoly on crime in a neighborhood will not commit any robberies at all. If it monopolizes crime in the neighborhood, it will gain from promoting business profitability and safe residential life there. Thus, the secure Mafia family will maximize its take by selling protection—both against the crime it would commit itself (if not paid) as well as that which would be committed by others (if it did not keep out other criminals). Other things being equal, the better the community is as an environment for business and for living, the more the protection racket will bring in. Accordingly, if one Mafia family has the power to monopolize crime, there is little or no crime (apart from the protection racket). The considerable literature on monopolized crime makes it clear that secure monopolization of crime does, in fact, usually lead to protection rackets rather than ordinary crime. Outbreaks of theft and violence in Mafia-type environments are normally a sign that the controlling gang is losing its monopoly.

This criminal metaphor illustrates the theory of narrow and encompassing interests presented in my book The Rise and Decline of Nations. The individual robber in a populous society obtains such a narrow or minute share of any loss or gain to society that he ignores the damage his thievery does to society. By contrast, the Mafia family that monopolizes crime in a community has, because of this monopoly, a moderately encompassing interest or stake in the income of that community, so it takes the interest of the community into account in using its coercive power. Whereas the individual criminal in a populous society bears only a minuscule share of the social loss from his crime, the gang with a secure monopoly on crime in a neighborhood obtains a significant fraction of the total income of the community from its protection tax theft. Because of the encompassing interest in the income of society that this monopoly gives, it bears a significant fraction of social losses, including those from its own protection tax theft. Therefore, though the individual criminal normally takes all of the money in the wallet he steals, the secure and rational Mafia leader never sets a protection tax rate anywhere near 100 percent: this would reduce the neighborhood’s income so much that the Mafia family itself would be a net loser.


The Stationary Bandit

A story about a Chinese warlord suggests that we need to take this logic further. In the 1920s, China was in large part underthe control of various warlords. They were men who led armed bands with which they conquered a territory and then appointed themselves lords of the territories they had conquered. They taxed their subjects heavily and used the proceeds to serve their own interests. The warlord who I was reading about, Feng Yu-hsiang, was noted for the exceptional extent to which he used his army for suppressing thievery and for his defeat of the relatively substantial army of a notorious roving bandit called White Wolf. Apparently, most people in Feng’s domain wanted him to stay as warlord and greatly preferred him to the roving bandits.

At first, this situation was puzzling: Why should warlords who were simply stationary bandits continuously stealing from a given group of victims he preferred, by those victims, to roving bandits who soon departed? The warlords had no claim to legitimacy and their thefts were distinguished from those of roving bandits only because they took the form of relentless tax theft rather than occasional plunder.

There is a good reason for this preference. As we have seen, there is little production in an anarchy and thus not much to steal. If the leader of a roving bandit gang who finds only slim pickings is strong enough to take hold of a given territory and to keep other bandits out, he can monopolize crime in that area—he becomes a stationary bandit. The advantage of this monopoly over crime is not mainly that he can take what others might have stolen: it is rather that it gives him an encompassing interest in the territory akin to that of the Mafia family considered in the previous section. He actually has a stronger encompassing interest than the Mafia family, since the bandit leader who takes over an anarchic area does not have competition from any government’s tax collectors: he is the only one who is able to tax or steal in the domain in question.

This monopoly of theft changes incentives dramatically. We have seen that the individual criminal in a populous society has such a narrow or minuscule interest in the society that he rationally ignores the damage he does to it, which is obviously also true of a gang of bandits passing through. These socially perverse incentives make anarchies work badly. The encompassing interest of a stationary bandit leader who can continue to keep out not only other criminals but outside tax collectors as well gives him an incentive to behave very differently.

First, it leads him to reduce the percentage he takes from each victim of his theft. As we have seen, the criminal who is only one among many will take 100 percent of the money in any till he robs. By contrast, the stationary bandit with continuing control of an area wants to make sure that the victims have a motive to produce and to engage in mutually advantageous trade. The more income the victims of theft generate, the more there is to take. A secure stationary bandit, by making his theft a predictable tax that takes only a part of his victims’ outputs, thereby leaves them with an incentive to generate income. If he cuts his rate of tax theft from 95 percent to 90 percent, he doubles his subjects’ posttax reward for production and trade, which might well increase output and tax receipts by a large multiple.

The stationary bandit keeps on gaining from reducing his rate of tax theft down to the point where what he gains (from tax theft on a larger output) is just offset by what he loses (from taking a smaller share of that output). He is left at the revenue-maximizing rate of tax theft. If the stationary bandit cut his tax rate from 51 percent to 50 percent, thereby raising output of his domain from 98 percent to 100 percent, he would essentially maximize his tax collections: he would receive half of the increase in output, which would be approximately offset by the reduction in his share of total output. That is, the stationary bandit, because of his monopoly on crime and taxation, has an encompassing interest in his domain that makes him limit his predations because he bears a substantial share of the social losses resulting from these predations. If the stationary bandit in the example above increases his tax rate from 50 percent, he bears about half of the social or “deadweight” loss from the distortion of incentives that this higher rate of predation brings about, which is enough to keep him from taking more. Generally speaking, the greater the loss in production from taxation at any given rate of tax, the lower the rate of tax theft at which the stationary bandit’s take is maximized. Though the deadweight losses and how they vary with tax rates—and thus a stationary bandit’s rate of tax vary from case to case—every stationary bandit has a rate of tax theft that is always lower than 100 percent—and usually much lower—which maximizes his collections.


A Benefactor to Those He Robs

The second way in which the encompassing interest of the stationary bandit changes his incentives is that it gives him an incentive to provide public goods that benefit his domain and those from whom his tax theft is taken. Paradoxically, he provides these public goods with money that he fully controls and could spend entirely on himself. We know that a public good benefits everyone in some area or group and that many public goods, such as levees that protect against floods, police that deter crime, and quarantines that limit contagious diseases, make a society more productive.

Because the stationary bandit obtains a known share of any increase in the output of his domain, given by his optimal rate of tax theft,9 he has an incentive to spend his resources on all productivity-enhancing public goods up to the point where his last dollar spent on these goods equals his share of the resulting increase in output.’° Thus, if the stationary bandit’s optimal rate of tax theft is 50 percent, he will spend on public goods up to the point where the last dollar spent on these goods adds $2 to the output of the domain, since he will then receive $1. More generally, if the stationary bandit’s share of any increase in output is S, he will best serve his interests by spending the resources he controls on public goods up to the point where the output of the domain increases by 1/S. Readers who want formal proofs and a mathematical and geometric exposition of this argument should consult an article by Martin McGuire and myself on “The Economics of Autocracy and Majority Rule.”


The Origin of Autocracy

In short, the bandit leader, if he is strong enough to hold a territory securely and monopolize theft there, has an encompassing interest in his domain. This encompassing interest leads him to limit and regularize the rate of his theft and to spend some of the resources that he controls on public goods that benefit his victims no less than himself. Since the settled bandit’s victims are for him a source of tax payments, he prohibits the murder or maiming of his subjects. Because stealing by his subjects, and the theft-averting behavior that it generates, reduces total income, the bandit does not allow theft by anyone but himself. He serves his interests by spending some of the resources that he controls to deter crime among his subjects and to provide other public goods. A bandit leader with sufficient strength to control and hold a territory has an incentive to settle down, to wear a crown, and to become a public good–providing autocrat.

Thus, governments for large groups of people have normally arisen because of the rational self-interest of those who can organize the greatest capacity for violence. These violent entrepreneurs naturally do not call themselves bandits, but on the contrary give themselves and their descendants exalted titles. They sometimes even claim to rule by divine right. Since history is written by the winners, the origins of ruling dynasties are, of course, conventionally explained in terms of lofty motives rather than by self-interest. Autocrats of all kinds usually claim that their subjects want them to rule and thereby nourish the usually false assumption that their governments arose out of some kind of voluntary choice.

Once we understand how the incentives of a bandit gang change when it can settle down and securely hold a territory, we see why the warlord’s subjects, even though he extracts tax theft from them year after year, prefer him to the roving bandits who rob only sporadically. Roving banditry means anarchy, and replacing anarchy with government brings about a considerable increase in output. The subjects of a stationary bandit obtain the proportion of the increase in income that is not taken in taxes. The logic of the matter—and historical information and recent observations—suggests that the continuing exactions of a stationary bandit are far better than anarchy.

It follows that the familiar metaphor of the predatory state is inadequate, even for autocracies with utterly selfish leaders. As we saw earlier, a stationary bandit has an encompassing interest in the territory he controls and accordingly provides domestic order and other public goods. Thus, he is not like the wolf that preys on the elk, but more like the rancher who makes sure that his cattle are protected and given water. No metaphor or model of even the autocratic state can therefore be correct unless it takes account of the stationary bandit’s incentive to provide public goods while maximizing his rate of tax theft.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Primavera Band Profile 2008 #3

Bon Iver

For Emma Forever Ago (Jagjaguawar, 2008)

A mattress of acoustic guitars and fine percussions is all that needs the Nord American Justin Vernon to follow the track of a bit more chilled Sam Bean and embark on exploring the inner deserts without any other compass than his own intuition. Grown inside the indie folk band DeYarmond Edison, with which recorded Silent Signs, Verno has just made his solo debut with For Emma Forever Ago, crackling heartbreaking emotional altarpiece that searches bellows in the folk and in the disconcerting falsetto with which the Wisconsin artist hypnotizes his songs.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Here's to Bank Holiday Weekends



When all normal people have fucked off to the beach.




(Irish Blogs: Humour Category. No. 1 is Bock the Robber. McManus is No. 12 although it hasn't been updated for nigh on a year - huge hits for porn, you see. Khmer Rouge Strippergram is No. 13.)

Every Girl Loves a Fascist



Russell Brand's paean to Paolo di Canio in today's Guardian Footie supplement.

"At one point I touched his shoulder with my hand and it was as if it were connected to the Earth's core, such was the throb of innate potency."

Yeah, right. His "shoulder."

Friday, May 02, 2008

It's Friday! Let's Boogie.



Puerto Muerto- The Hangman's Song

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A Nice Cold Glass of Turnip Juice

I always figured the Simpsons episode "The Lemon of Troy" was just inspired fiction riffing on (the other) Homer until I read an article by Joel Vance about the Honey War between Missouri and Iowa in the latest issue of Missouri Life magazine:


In 1839, a dispute between Missourians and Iowans over honey trees and the state line nearly erupted into war. Honey was the sugar of pioneers, who obtained this natural sweetener by following bees from water or nectar sources to their tree, then cutting the tree and stealing the honey. When a Missourian chopped down three bee trees in an area that Iowans argued was part of their state, an irate Iowa lawman attempted to arrest him, but the woodsman fled back into Missouri. The trees were valuable both for the honey, which had a value of up to 37 cents a gallon, and for beeswax. Iowa tried the bee tree thief in absentia and imposed a fine of one dollar and 50 cents. The Missouri governor then sent the Clark County Sheriff into the contested territory to collect taxes on, among other things, bee trees, but he was taken by force by Iowans:

The Iowans weren't kidding. They took the beleaguered sheriff by “fourse” and confined him at Burlington. He later said they treated him pretty well. They let him roam around town but wouldn't let him go home. He apparently enjoyed his enforced vacation and seemed relieved to have his problems solved for him.

But even a docile and contented hostage was too much for Governor Boggs. Daniel Boone wouldn't have stood for it, and neither would he. He ordered out the militia, and Governor Lucas did the same. It was December, snowy, and bitterly cold. Both sides began to arm for battle. The alarmed Governor Lucas prophesied, wrongly as it turned out, that the dispute “might ultimately lead to the effusion of blood.” According to the Missouri State Archives, he called up 1,200 men who cried “Death to the Pukes” and drank plenty of whiskey They were a bit officer-heavy. They had four generals, nine general staff officers, forty field officers, and eighty-three company officers. Of one thousand who enlisted, about five hundred reported for duty dressed in an assortment of uniforms that made them look more like a mob than an army.

According to Duane G. and Marilyn H. Meyer in Heritage of Missouri, the Missourians tried to raise 2,200 militiamen, but less than half showed up. However, they were armed with the latest military technology: one carried a sausage stuffer, a crank-handled mechanism that grinds meat and forces it into a casing.

The two states glowered at each other across the potential battlefields in northeast Missouri (or southeast Iowa) on the week of December 7–12. The Lewis County, Missouri, militia spent two nights bivouacked in the cold and snow without tents or enough blankets. They did, however, have plenty of whiskey One company brought six wagons of provisions, five of them reputed to be filled with booze.

Meanwhile, Clark County officials, exhibiting common sense, sent a delegation to Iowa to work out a truce and try to get their sheriff back. The two sides came up with a classic political solution: They dumped the problem in the lap of the federal government, and both sides told their soldiers to go home. Even before the order, neither side was happy Christmas was only a few days away The troops wanted to be home . . . and the whiskey had begun to run out.

But they had come to shoot something. So they split a haunch of venison—labeled one half “Governor Boggs” and the other “Governor Lucas”—shot them full of holes, and held a mock funeral. That and a mule shot by mistake were the only victims of the Honey War.

It would be 1849, another ten years, before the United States Supreme Court ruled that the 1816 boundary was the legal one, and that it should be resurveyed and marked with posts every ten miles, some of which still exist.

Stuntman Steve





Watching the 3 hours + version of Grindhouse last week the thought struck me that Morrissey is slowly morphing into Kurt Russell. There's something about their eyes and mouths. And the quiff helps too.

Looks Like Jakobson, Smells Like Lévi-Strauss



If ever a book provides a whistle-stop tour of the 20th-century's intellectual geography, Amir Aczel's The Artist and the Mathematician is the one. I was looking forward to reading it immensely. The design is enticing, it's easily portable so you can read it on the train and look brainy, and the blurb promises an intriguing tale of a pseudonymous collection of mathematicians who, over three generations, produced some of the most influential and important discoveries in mathematics, fascinating stuff, notwithstanding the revelation that these discoveries are now regarded as passé because "Bourbaki"'s work was so tied in with structuralism that when its star faded, so did his.

I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that we are spared detailed exegeses of Bourbaki's work. Any greater detail and the lay reader would be lost, I suspect, but by adopting the same superficial approach to Jakobson's linguistics, Lévi-Strauss's anthropology, and Barthes's semiology, Aczel leaves us to take on trust that there is some intrinsic connection between them other than being lumped together in the same "school" designated "structuralism." He thus falls between two stools, offering insufficient detail for academic readers and nothing that might explain to lay readers how and why structuralism and these various thinkers acquired their significance. If I hadn't heard of the structuralists before, I'd happily leave them consigned to history on this account of their apparently uneventful lives and the absence of proof that "Bourbaki" actually was a genius; the brief biographies we receive of the protagonists hint at some fascinating stories, yet we get meagre portions. I want bigger meals!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Ignorance Is Strength Dept.

Oddly enough, when I read Slavoj Žižek's critique of my book Infinitely Demanding ["Resistance Is Surrender," Readings, February], a copy of Lenin's State and Revolution was sitting on my desk at home. One of the striking features of Lenin's text is that for all the venom he spews at liberals, social democrats, and the bourgeoisie, it is nothing compared to what he reserves for his true enemy, the anarchists.

As Carl Schmitt reminds us—and we should not forget that this fascist jurist was a great admirer of Lenin's—there are two main traditions of the non-parliamentary, non-liberal left: authoritarianism and anarchism. If Žižek attacks me with characteristically Leninist violence for belonging to the latter, it is equally clear which faction he supports. Žižek begins his essay by listing various alternatives on the left for dealing with the behemoth of global capitalism. This list initially seems plausible—indeed some of it appears to have been lifted unacknowledged from the conclusion to my book—until one realizes what it is that Žižek is defending; namely, the dictatorship of a military state.

In State and Revolution, Lenin cleverly defends the state against anarchist critiques in favor of its replacement with a form of federalism. He appears to agree with anarchists in saying that we should destroy the bourgeois state, then subsequently asserts that a centralized workers' state should be implemented in its stead. The first notion is faithful to Marx and Engels's idea of the communist withering of the state, but Lenin diverges from their line of thinking when he argues that this can only be achieved through, a transitional state (somewhat laughably called "fuller democracy" by Lenin in one passage and "truly complete democracy" in another). Lenin sees an authoritarian interlude as necessary in order to realize the possibilities of communism, but as history has shown, this "interlude" was a rather long and bloody one.

For authoritarians such as Lenin and Žižek, the dichotomy in politics is state power or no power, but I refuse to concede that these are the only options. Genuine politics is about the movement between these poles, and it takes place through the creation of what I call "interstitial distance" within the state. These interstices are neither given nor existent but created through political articulation. That is, politics is itself the invention of interstitial distance. I discuss various examples of this phenomenon, such as civil-society groups and indigenous-rights movements in Mexico and Australia, in Infinitely Demanding. I would now also mention Bolivian President Evo Morales, who is directly answerable to certain social movements in his country. I am even sympathetic to the alternative-globalization and antiwar movements so despised by Žižek for their alleged complicity with established power, because, despite their flaws, they remain crucial to the creative articulation of a new language of civil disobedience. In the coming decades, as we experience massive and unstoppable population transfers from the impoverished south to the rich north, we will require this language to address the question of immigrant-rights reform in North America and Europe.

For Žižek, all of this is irrelevant; these forms of resistance are simply surrender. He betrays a nostalgia, which is macho and finally manneristic, for dictatorship, political violence, and ruthlessness. Once again, he is true to Lenin here, as when the latter calls for the bourgeoisie to be "definitively crushed" by the violent armed forces of the proletariat. Listen to Žižek's extraordinary defense of Chávez's methods, which must be "fully endorsed":


Far from resisting state power, [Chávez] grabbed it (first by an attempted coup, then democratically), ruthlessly using the Venezuelan state apparatuses to promote his goals. Furthermore, he is militarizing the barrios and organizing the training of armed units there. And, the ultimate scare: now that he is feeling the economic effects of capital's "resistance" to his rule (temporary shortages of some goods in the state-subsidized supermarkets), he has moved to consolidate the twenty-four parties that support him into a single party.


Here we observe the basic obsessive fantasy of Žižek's position: do nothing, sit still, prefer not to, like Melville's Bartleby, and silently dream of a ruthless violence, a consolidation of state power into one man's hands, an act of brutal physical force of which you are the object or the subject or both at once. Perhaps I should remind Žižek, who considers himself a Lacanian, of what Lacan said to the Leninist students who heckled him at Vincennes in December 1969: "What you aspire to as revolutionaries is a master. You will get one."

There is a serious debate to be had with Žižek about the question of violence, the necessity of the state, and the evolution of radical politics, given the seeming permanence of capitalism. Perhaps when Žižek gets beyond windy rhetorical posturing and his misapprehension of my position as "post-modern leftism" (I defy anyone to find a word in favor of postmodernism in anything I have written), we can begin to have that debate. I am not holding my breath.


Simon Critchley
The New School for Social Research
New York City

Letter to the editor, Harper's magazine, May issue.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Carried Away


The extraordinarily interesting David Graeber



I’ve been promising/threatening to provide a review of David Graeber’s new book, Possibilities, for a few weeks, but a number of factors intervened to postpone it. First, a bunch of books arrived on my doorstep that demanded attention, not least because they touched on some of the issues dealt with in the Graeber book. Second, Stuart over at From Despair to Where? informed me that he was also working on a review of the book for Radical Anthropology, news that made me wonder if there would be any need for me to review it, given that I knew I could trust Stuart to give an accurate and progressive interpretation and probably reach more people in the process. Third, the more I reflected on the book’s contents, the more I found it difficult to say something useful. It isn’t that Possibilities has nothing new to say; it was more that I felt such a proximity to Graeber that it was less a case of him preaching to the converted than him speaking my mind, albeit, lest that sounds self-congratulatory, in a far more erudite and engaging manner. For instance, how could I not love a book that within its first few pages has already name-checked Pierre Bourdieu, Norbert Elias, Mikhail Bakhtin, and Cornelius Castoriadis (go have a look at my pretentious profile)? Here is a book that covers all the subjects dear to my heart, but for that very reason the book felt too familiar too me. It said what I wanted to hear said, but I knew straightaway that I couldn’t bore readers of Counago & Spaves with it precisely because they’d have seen it over and over and over again already, and so they’d just treat it with exactly the same indulgent contempt as they always have in the past. ;-)

However, there was one take-home message that resonated with me and about which I was unqualified to speak. In his introduction, Graeber talks about his involvement with the anti-globalization/altermondist/global justice movement. In spite of much of the negative media coverage the movement has received down the years, I’ve always strongly believed that this was the only place where a genuinely new revolutionary movement was being created, in tandem with the Sin Terra organizations in Brazil, the Zapatistas, and so on, in the face of the outdated “revolutionary” leftist parties so many of us were once close to but now justifiably revile. Graeber tells us

For the first two years or so I was working with the Direct Action Network, I didn’t really write anything about it—unless you want to count press releases, calls to action, and reports for In These Times. When I first got involved, I never intended to make my involvement part of a research project. Nonetheless, the experience of working in consensus-based groups sparked a kind of intellectual crisis. I should explain here that the fashion at the time was to dismiss the movement, if not as a bunch of stupid kids who did not understand the complexities of modern economics then as defenders of an incoherent welter of causes in desperate need of a unifying ideology. I quickly realized that such observers simply didn’t know, or didn’t care to know, what they were looking at. In fact, these groups were rooted, above all, in a commitment to reinventing forms of democratic process; that this was not an abstract ideology, but rooted primarily in developing new forms of practice; that insofar as DAN and other anarchist-inspired groups had an ideology, these new forms of democratic organization and democratic practice were its ideology. In this, they were based on a conscious rejection of the older model of Maoist or Leninist or Trotskyist sects that sought first to define the strategic moment, usually according to the teachings of some Great Intellectual Leader, and then to quibble over finer points of doctrine, while leaving the actual fashioning of democratic practice to some hypothetical point far in the future.

The intellectual shock was the result of two near-simultaneous realizations. The first was that the consensus process I was learning in anarchist circles was really an extremely formal, self-conscious version of the very form of decision-making I had witnessed on a day-to-day basis in Madagascar. It had to be formal and self-conscious, of course, because everything was being reinvented—patched together from bits and pieces learned from Quakers and Native Americans, read about in books, or simply invented by trial and error from thirty years of activist experience of trying to organize networks and collectives on anti-authoritarian lines, a tradition that harkened back to the days of early feminism. None of it came at all naturally to us. None of us were very good at it, at least at first. But it was obvious that, if we were going to invent a decision-making process that would actually work for a community in which no one had the power to force anyone else to do anything, it was going to have to look like something like the techniques employed by communities that had been living that way for thousands of years. I was trying, then, to actually do what I had observed everyone do in rural Madagascar, and finding it extremely difficult. The second shock, though, was the realization that one reason I found it so difficult was that my intellectual training had inculcated in me habits of thought and argument far more similar to the idiotic sectarian squabbling of Marxist sects than to anything consistent with these new (to us) forms of democracy.


The disappointment (for me) was that Graeber doesn’t give us any more than that in this book. I would have loved to have read detailed and in-depth descriptions of the forms of democracy being tried out, the difficulties that the groups faced organisationally and how they overcame them. Graeber has promised us another book, Direct Action: An Ethnography, in which he grapples further with the problems accompanying attempts to construct democratic organizations, and I’ll be one of the first to grab hold of a copy, I’m certain. One effect this book did have on me already, though, was to motivate me to pull off the shelves my old copy of Blackwell’s Castoriadis Reader and start reading it again. If you want a succinct summation of Castoriadis’s intellectual journey and at the same time a powerful argument in favour of the forms of organization Graeber is talking about, not to mention an avant la lettre description of the necessary form of any future revolutionary movement, look no further than the interview which opens the Blackwell book. It could provide a manifesto for the global justice movement all on its own.

The books that turned up on my doorstep that tangentially relate to Graeber’s collection of essays belong to what could be regarded as a loosely connected trilogy of works by the economist Mancur Olson: The Logic of Collective Action, The Rise and Decline of Nations, and Power and Prosperity. I don’t propose to go into any great detail here concerning his arguments, you’ll be pleased to read. I originally ordered the Logic of Collective Action because it deals with subjects now well-known to activists: The book was first published in 1965 and has generated all manner of conferences, ripostes, reviews, and so on. The easiest thing for me to do is to give you the blurb off the back of it from The Economist:

The existence of a large group with a common interest does not automatically give rise to collective action. There must be an individual incentive to join in or there must be compulsion. This proposition, together with the notion that small groups are qualitatively different from large ones, forms the core of this extremely stimulating book . . . The range of phenomena it helps to explain and the number of existing ideas it overthrows are very considerable. Having set out his theory of groups and organizations . . . the author demonstrates its explanatory power by examining the growth of trade unionism, the concept of economic freedom, Marx’s class theory, orthodox theories of pressure groups and, lastly the unorganized groups. Economic analysis is blended with political theory and sociology with great success. The result is an important contribution to social science.


So there you go. It also manages to account for the organizational attractiveness of a Leninist party structure for revolutionaries, consisting of a tight-knit, highly disciplined “insider group” supported by a more heterogeneous mass of “outsiders” while warning of the inevitable consequences of relying on such a structure: atrophy, absence of accountability, lack of democracy, persistence of hierarchy, the development of separate interests, and so on. If you’re familiar with Sartre’s Critique of Dialectical Reason, and who isn’t, Olson’s book covers similar ground but using more traditional economic terminology: “free riders,” “Pareto-optimal distributions,” and, albeit implicitly, Homo economicus, a rational self-interested individual pursuing his own ends.

He extends this analysis in the Rise and Decline of Nations, subtitled Economic Growth, Stagflation, and Social Rigidities. His argument, essentially, is that countries that experience a long period of stability inevitably undergo a decline in growth rates economically because the longer a country remains politically stable, the greater the opportunities it affords for special interests to coalesce and make a grab for part of the social pie. Countries such as Japan and West Germany enjoyed such rapid growth after the war, for example, because a huge social space had been opened up by the rise of dictatorships, essentially corrupt, closed societies in which success depended on patronage. The wholesale removal of monolithic totalitarianism, which had, itself, previously destroyed smaller special interest groups, made possible a blossoming, a rebirth, in which a thousand flowers found space to bloom because there were so few palms to grease.

Well, I simplify. And one of Olson’s irritating traits, when writing, is to argue his case, then go looking for evidence to confirm it, and then say, “of course, this isn’t the whole story.” No shit, Sherlock. Nonetheless, his attempt at constructing a model to explain macroeconomic history, from the ground up, starting from the situation of the individual attempting to organize to defend their interests, is both an ambitious one and not entirely fruitless.

Sadly, Power and Prosperity is an unfinished book: Olson died in 1998. And although it carries on where Rise and Decline leaves off, it frustrates because it ends at precisely the point you least want it to: It lacks the prescriptive element laying out what needs to be done in order to guarantee social prosperity, other than, that is, to make the observation that democracies function much better than other political forms in encouraging growth over the long term. Whether growth as it used to be understood is necessarily something to be encouraged is, of course, a moot point and something outside of Olson’s interests in these books. It’s also clear that Olson is enamored of Hernando de Soto’s arguments, which had been doing the rounds just before Olson’s death, regarding the importance of secure property rights in lifting populations out of poverty. In addition, Olson is very much taken with Milton Friedman’s arguments for free market capitalism, and I confess that the more I read of Olson’s oeuvre, the less I felt I could learn from it. Nonetheless, in one of his concluding remarks, he notes that many of the fortunes made today are the result of nothing more than luck and that, likewise, poverty is the result not of fecklessness but chance; how else to explain the stereotypes thrust on various nationalities down the ages but to recognize how the rules that apply to collective action and group behaviour prevent economies from thriving. Here we have come full circle, back not just to Olson’s first work, but also to Castoriadis’s observation that capitalism is nothing today other than a vast casino in which no commodity exchanges at its real value and apparent social worth bears no relation whatsoever to actual utility.

In passing, I’ll also confess that before even attempting a review of any of these books, I deferred and deferred to such an extent that I ended up reading other books to distract me: Lynn Margulis’s The Symbiotic Planet and Gwendolyn Wright’s Building the Dream: A Social History of Housing in America. But since I can’t really shoehorn them into this review—at least, not without dubious interpretations and deliberate misunderstandings of their contents—I’ll leave them for another time.

Aren't you lucky?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Happy Saint George's Day

To all our Catalan readers!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Kill the Poor

In an article on climate change in the latest issue of Wired magazine, Peter Schwartz offers grounds for hope that we can still turn things around:

Around AD 800, things got weirdly hot; Antarctic ice cores show atmospheric CO2 peaking then at 285 parts per million. Around 1300, CO3 levels started dropping, and by 1600 that number had decreased to as low as 275 ppm. According to [climatologist William] Ruddiman, humans caused that nosedive, too—by dying in large numbers: In the 14th century, about one-third of Europe's population died in the Black Plague, and around the same time, some 50 million Native Americans were being wiped out by European germs. The much-reduced surviving population burned less wood and coal, grew less food, and even allowed wooded areas to grow back.


Schwartz reckons we can do even better today. But where to begin?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Crime and Passion




Altrincham's current manager, Graham Heathcote, commits crimes against grammar, logic, and sense in this all-out assault on the English language.

Passion? His favourite word.

Innovations in Nonviolent Conflict Resolution

According to Ebony magazine,

On the 40th anniversary of the April 4, 1968, assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and in the wake of the 2006 death of his widow and the 2007 death of his eldest daughter, the Martin Luther King Jr. Center for Nonviolent Social Change in Atlanta is literally and figuratively in the middle of a tug-of-war, with King's heirs on opposite sides in a battle to control the Center's vision.


One cannot help but think the Reverend Doctor would have approved.

Friday, April 18, 2008

It's Friday. Let's Boogie!

The Paper Boys

There's a series of interesting interviews at the Irish Left Review (plug, plug) with the folk involved in the Paper Round project, examining the state of the Irish press. I particularly liked this observation from Copernicus, citing A Tiny Revolution:

People are under the impression that the product of a newsprint organisation is the newspaper it puts out and sells to the public. Hence, you state above that its function is to provide the public with information and that the paper’s customer is the person who buys the paper to get that information. That is, after all, the constitutional position and the reason constitutional privileges in respect of defamation law are afforded to the press.

However, the real product of a newsprint organisation (or any private media organisation) is its audience. Access to this audience is sold to advertisers who are the real customers of the media organisation. So the function of a media organisation isn’t to provide information to citizens, it’s to build an audience with its content and to sell access to that audience to its advertisers.



Couldn't have put it better myself. YOU are the product.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Skepticism vs. Trust: The Debate Continues

An interesting, albeit too brief, article in the March 30th issue of the New York Times Magazine by David Berreby, author of the forthcoming Us and Them: Understanding Your Tribal Mind, casts new light on what we thought we knew about obedience:

The psychologists Bert Hodges and Anne Geyer recently took a new look at a well-known experiment devised by [Solomon] Asch in the 1950s. Asch’s subjects were asked to look at a line printed on a white card and then tell which of three similar lines was the same length. The answer was obvious, but the catch was that each volunteer was sitting in a small group whose other members were actually in on the experiment. Asch found that when those other people all agreed on the wrong answer, many of the subjects went along with the group, against the evidence of their own senses.

But the question (Which of these lines matches the one on the card?) was not posed just once. Each subject saw 18 sets of lines, and the group answer was wrong for 12 of them. Examining all the data, Hodges and Geyer found that many people were varying their answers, sometimes agreeing with the group, more often sticking up for their own view. (The average participant gave in to the group three times out of 12.)

This means that the subjects in the most famous “people are sheep” experiment were not sheep at all — they were human beings who largely stuck to their guns, but now and then went along with the group. Why? Because in getting along with other people, most decent people know, as Hodges and Geyer put it, the “importance of cooperation, tact and social solidarity in situations that are tense or difficult.”

In a similar spirit, others have taken a new look at the famous experiments on “obedience to authority” conducted by Asch’s student Stanley Milgram. Milgram’s subjects, assuming they were part of a memory test, were asked to administer what they thought were increasingly strong electric shocks to another person (who was, in reality, another experimenter pretending to be pained). Encouraged only by an occasional “Please go on” and the like, every one went well beyond “Very Strong Shock,” and the majority went to the 450-volt end of the scale, which was two notches above the one labeled “Danger: Severe Shock.”

Horrifying, in most retellings. But, as the University of Chicago law professor Cass Sunstein has argued, Milgram’s “subjects were not simply obeying a leader, but responding to someone whose credentials and good faith they thought they could trust.” Without that kind of trust society would fall apart tomorrow, because most of what we know about the world comes to us from other people. Milgram’s experiment, then, doesn’t prove that people are inclined to obey any nut job in a white coat. It shows instead that in difficult situations, when they wrestle with the line between trust and skepticism, trust often wins. Much of the time, that’s a good thing.

What's left is here.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Some Perspective, Please!

While we're on the subject of pirates, today's New York Times reports that hedge fund manager John Paulson made $3.7 billion last year.

That is NOT a typo.

Mind you, let's remind ourselves that an American billion is only a thousand million, not a million millions.

And in addition, we are talking dollars here, not pounds. So it's nowhere near as much as it sounds.

Tis Captain Kidder

Don't miss the Irish Pirate Review, for all your buccaneering needs.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

At Least They're Reading

In its regular feature "What We're Reading, " lifestyle magazine Southern Living does its best to refute the stereotype promoted by Bill Hicks of Southerners as illiterate white trash. Here's what they're reading in April:


READ OF THE MONTH: THE PURRFECT MURDER BY RITA MAE BROWN (BANTAM, $25)

Writing duo Rita Mae Brown and Sneaky Pie Brown celebrate a triumphant return with The Purrfect Murder, the latest installment of their best-selling feline series. It seems there's always trouble in Crozet, Virginia, and as usual, it's up to clever cats Mrs. Murphy and Pewter, along with indomitable corgi Tee Tucker, to solve the mystery. These pets are on the scent to help their owner, Mary Minor “Harry” Haristeen, sniff out and uncover the clues of a small-town murder and the identity of a killer who grows more dangerous every day. Amid a backdrop of thought-provoking arguments ranging from Second Amendment rights to Roe vs. Wade, this novel follows a hair-raising mystery of money, morals, and misbehavior in the moneyed South. With a wacky menagerie of unforgettable characters—and a few of their human friends—The Purrfect Murder is sure to keep you (and a furry companion) glued to your seat until the cat's let out of the bag. (Elisabeth Parrish)


NOT FLESH NOR FEATHERS BY CHERIE PRIEST (TOR BOOKS, $14.95)

When it rains in Chattanooga, it pours, unearthing charred zombies from the deep waters of the Tennessee River. In Cherie Priest's Not Flesh Nor Feathers, protagonist Eden Moore wades through floodwaters to intercept their destructive path through the panicked city. Come hell or high water, Eden digs for the truth to uncover the facts about a historical event that city officials would rather keep buried. As torrents of rain threaten to wash away the remnants of the devastating incident, Eden and a local journalist seek the answers from every angle—even from the deceased. Priest's story, the third in a series, is chock-full of chilling details and soaked to the bone with suspense. (Cory Bordonaro)


HISTORIC HOTELS OF TEXAS BY LIZ CARMACK (TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY PRESS, $23)

The Lone Star State is reputed to do everything bigger and better. This travel guide backs up that claim. Historic Hotels of Texas encompasses 20,000 miles' worth of the author's trekking and checking on the best hotels that are at least 50 years old, have operated for most of their existence as a lodging, and remain open today. The book is divided into regions—Big Bend Country, Gulf Coast, Hill Country, Panhandle Plains, Piney Woods, Prairies and Lakes, and South Texas Plains. The variety of styles ranges from the charming Driskill Hotel in Austin (1886) to the cowboy-with-cash Stockyards Hotel (1907) in Fort Worth. Each entry comes with a handy box of essentials, including contact information, amenities, and the author's personal tips. For anyone living in, traveling to, or just fond of the state, this packable Texas guidebook is a valuable companion. (Wanda McKinney)



Yes, that's Rita Mae Brown of Ruby Fruit Jungle fame, now co-writing mysteries with one of her cats. Here's an interview with her in a recent issue of Time magazine.


Stereotype refuted.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Irish Left Review

There's a new link in the Blogroll for the ILR, which has just been launched online. It features contributions from a range of left-leaning Irish bloggers and, for the sake of balance, articles by everyone's favourite fascist.

There's an interview with Donagh Brennan, co-blogger at Dublin Opinion and the editor of ILR, here.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

iSchadenfreude

The iPod’s distinctive white earbuds have become a cultural icon. But people have long suspected they may also mark users as targets for crime. New research conducted by the Washington-based Urban Institute suggests just that. In 2005, the year sales of iPods skyrocketed, incidents of violent crime in the United States increased for the first time in more than a decade. Similar upticks happened in Britain and Canada. Could iCrime be partially to blame?

Consider New York City’s subway system, where major felonies increased by 18 percent in the first three months of 2005. The spike coincided with a boom in iPod sales. And, if iPod and mobilephone thefts are excluded, crime on New York’s subway actually fell by 3 percent. In Britain, officials now believe a surge in robberies in 2005—including a 42 percent increase in crime on London’s Underground—is linked in part to iPods. “They’re carrying around an expensive device that’s obvious to a potential robber [and] that tunes them out,” the Urban Institute’s John Roman says of iPod owners.


The rest is here but subscription only.

The Quality of Mercy

"To make matters worse, the maverick frontman went on to add that he 'wouldn't have a problem' with running over seagulls for fun."

It can only be one man.





P.S. Don't forget to leave a Comment. The Daily Mail wants to know what you think.

Primavera Band Profiles 2008 #2

Dj Funk


If we are about to chose the most brazen provocative DJ of the many given by the house from Chicago, the one would certainly be DJ Funk, muscled overexcited equivalent of DJ Assault. Almost a decade after making himself known with explicit sessions and records, and the no less explicit album "Booty House Anthems", the American continues to put his finger on the spot to claim the booty-house as the dance floor thermometer and combine the dirty speedy rhythms with such a skill that can records hardly hold one breath underwater.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Headcandy

I have to own up that I've never had much time for Brian Eno, but browsing through the Book of Lists this morning while in the smallest room in the house, I encountered the following:

Brian Eno's 18 Mind-Changing Books



1. Brain of the Firm, by Stafford Beer
"The most approachable book about the self-organizing nature of complex systems."

2. Silence, by John Cage
"Music as philosophy (with lots of Zen wit)."

3. The Evolution of Cooperation, by Robert Axelrod
"How time changes relationships: a message of hope."

4. The Clock of the Long Now, by Stewart Brand
"Why we need to think long."

5. Managing the Commons, by Garrett Hardin
"Structural observations about shared resources."

6. A New Kind of Science, by Stephen Wolfram
"Controversial and exciting new approach to the genesis of complex systems."

7. Grooming, Gossip and the Evolution of Language, by Robin Fox
"The origins and limits of human community."

8. The Mystery of Capital, by Hernando de Soto
"Why capitalism can't be just planted anywhere."

9. Labyrinths, by Jorge Luis Borges
"The ultimate 'what if' book."

10. Africa: A Biography of the Continent, by John Reader
"The story of Africa beginning 4 1/2 billion B.C."

11. Animal Architecture, by Karl von Frisch
"One of the best 'beauty of nature' books, academic jaw-dropper."

12. Contingency, Irony and Solidarity, by Richard Rorty
"A great work of modern pragmatism: the antidote to Derrida."

13. Peter the Great, by Robert K. Massie
"Superb biography of a giant located somewhere between Genghis Khan, Abraham Lincoln and Joseph Stalin."

14. Roll Jordan Roll, The World the Slaves Built, by Eugene Genovese
"The unexpected richness and lasting importance of slave culture in America."

15. Folk Song Style and Culture, by Alan Lomax
"An extraordinary theory that singing style is indicative of social structure by the pioneer collector of world music."

16. The Selfish Gene, by Richard Dawkins
"Even if you think you know what this is about, it's worth reading. The atheists' defence."

17. Democracy in America, by Alexis de Tocqueville
"He guessed at the best of it, warned of the worst of it, and was right on both counts."

18. Guns, Germs and Steel, by Jared Diamond
"Compelling account of the physical factors shaping world history."

I realize of course that there are one or two books on this list that some people will quibble with and mutter about, (although there isn't as much New Age bollocks on there as one might have expected); I just thought to myself how refreshing it is to encounter an artist who is so clearly engaged with the nature of the world around him. His list demonstrates an enviable sense of curiosity that I doubt you'll find among too many musicians, ambient or otherwise.


Time to update that Wish List.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Low Life On Mars

The MEN's header for this article in tonight's paper was

Plans to monitor perverts from space ditched

Ricky Gervais's Redeeming Feature

His atheism

Friday, April 04, 2008

It's Friday. Let's Boogie!

Romanes Eunt Domus!

A DRUNKEN boss crashed his expensive sports car into a tree and then fled - dressed from head-to-toe as a Roman gladiator.

William James Mario Bianchi, 38, was found by police in a hospital A&E unit kitted out in a red tunic, breastplate armour and sandals, and wearing black body paint. He was with a friend dressed as Superman.

Includes photo!

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Who Needs the Champions League?

From the March issue of The Meath Coaster.


"Laytown United’s promotion from Division 3 of the Meath & District League stayed on course with maximum points gained during February. A walkover from Sheelin Celtic who failed to field was followed by a terrific 3-2 win at home to Agher Park, despite some scandalous refereeing decisions had left the Seasiders with 8 players on the field at the final whistle. February’s only other game was a 3-1 defeat at home to current Division 1 league leaders and current Tully Bookmakers Cup holders, Navan Town.

This game however will be remembered for all the wrong reasons. Having already had two players sent off during the second half, a mass brawl on the pitch saw four more red cards shown, two to each team, resulting in the abandonment of the game due to league rules governing the minimum number of players required to be on the pitch at any one time.

This was all after Laytown were leading with 15 minutes remaining and on the verge of a fantastic result, before a highly eventful last 15 minutes of madness saw 3 goals conceded and 4 red cards brandished to the home side. The following suspensions handed down to Laytown are currently being appealed, especially as Navan Town seem to have been almost completely exonerated by the Meath & District league for their part in the row.

On a happier note, the club would like to extend best wishes to club captain Daniel Rafferty and his fiancé (sic) Sinead McCarron who will tie the knot next month in Monaghan. Since only joining the club two years ago, Daniel has proved to be a popular person both on and off the field and his appointment as club captain for the current year shows the impact he has made at the club since his arrival.

Next month, the club also hope to have photographs of their new home strip, kindly sponsored by Country Crest."



Laytown: Twinned with Timperley.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Don't Forget Your Helmet!

Wagner's Ring gets a repeated going over in the Customer Reviews.




spotted at WTD!

Monday, March 31, 2008

Q:Where is this year's UEFA Cup Final?

A:The City of Manchester Stadium

So why was Wembley really not selected for 2010 Champions League Final?

Judge Works

Yet another of our very talented friends, Kathleen Judge, has a couple of forthcoming exhibitions in Dusseldorf and Chicago:



APRIL/MAY 2008
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SOLO POSTER SHOW: JUDGEWORKS - INDUSTRIAL INK
OPENING RECEPTION APRIL 23, 2008 7pm
Show runs through May 7, 2008
CLOSING RECEPTION MAY 7, 2008 7pm


GALLERIE SLOWBOY
Oberbilker Allee 290
Duesseldorf, Germany
www.slowboy.de
www.judgeworks.com


NOW FOR THOSE IN GERMAN;
Vernissage
JUDGEWORKS
INDUSTRIAL INK
Siebdrucke und Holzschnitte

23. April 2008 Ab 19 H
Ausstellungsdauer 24. April - 7. May 2008
Finisage 7. May Ab 19 H

www.slowboy.de
Gallerie Slowboy
Oberbilker Allee 290
Duesseldorf
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JUNE/JULY 2008
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GROUP SHOW: Busted Amp
"This group exhibition features a selection of fine art prints by some
of the leading screen printers associated with Chicago music."
Exhibition dates: June 26 - July 23, 2008
Opening reception: June 26, 5-8pm
A+D GALLERY
619 South Wabash Ave
CHICAGO IL USA
Phone 312-344-8687
http://www2.colum.edu/undergraduate/artanddesign/11th/calendar-08.html


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(Confirm by checking my website, closer to show date):
GROUP POSTER SHOW: Screwball Press & Friends
Exhibit of poster artists who print or have printed at Screwball Press.
JUNE 7, 2008 Opening time TBA
LETTERFORM
4043 N. Ravenswood #104
Chicago IL USA
http://www.superkonductor.com/
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CHECK WEBSITE FOR BERLIN SUMMER SHOW DATES
@ SUPALIFE GALLERY


Thanks

Not the Onion

But it might as well be. People Weekly magazine reports that Sarah Jessica Parker's 5-year-old son supports Barack Obama.

Friday, March 28, 2008

It's Friday. Let's Boogie!



For the benefit of TNR (see Comments in post below). Our gorgeous sexy nephew and his partner made this for the craic. Enjoy.

Mind Blowing

Advance warning that I'm coming to the end of this book, previously mentioned here, which means there's an extensive review in the offing.


If I can bear to finish it, that is.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Adventure of the Oedipal Novelist

I found this book review of Arthur Conan Doyle: A Life in Letters after a tip-off from a work colleague. It is a compilation of just some of the over 1,000 letters that Conan Doyle wrote between 1867 and 1920.

All of them were to his mother.

Friday, March 21, 2008

It's Friday. Let's Boogie!

Dance Like Jesus on a Rubber Cross.

Primavera Band Profiles 2008 #1

The first in a NEW Series.


Pissed Jeans

The nastiness of Black Flag, the sick distortion of Mudhoney, the monochord bites of Flipper, the aggressiveness of Unsane… With such referents, it was only a matter of time that Pissed Jeans would run away from Allentown (Pennsylvania) and end up in Sub Pop’s catalogue, record label for which they have just released the harsh "Hope For Me". Led by a Matt Korvette full of irony and spleen, the Nord Americans let off steam in a work that dissects with surgical precision the miseries of contemporary society and packs them into heartless parcel bombs of inclement punk and abrasive hardcore. Not surprisingly Mark Arm (Mudhoney) referred to their last work – before, there was “Shallow” – as “a clever and alternative good deal of humour, brutality and suffering”.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

True Confessions

From a regular confessional feature in the magazine Arthur Frommer's Budget Travel, a member of a production team of a show about backpacking owns up to some of the goings-on behind the scenes. Highlights:

The crews I worked with hardly ever slept in the places shown on television. Chances are, a presenter you see bedding down for a night in a cheap hostel was out of there once the camera switched off. However, one time, when a five-star hotel in the Caribbean offered to let the crew stay for free (provided that we feature the property), we managed to work the hotel into the program even though the presenter was supposed to be on a backpacker's budget . . .

We were known to stage festivals if they weren't taking place at the right time--we even faked an eating contest in Texas this way . . .

. . . we received tons of audition tapes from people who thought they had the goods. Those videos gathered dust in a box--until the crew would take them out for a laugh.

The show's website claimed that it welcomed viewer letters and e-mails. The crew, however, couldn't have cared less. As far as I know, no one ever answered a viewer's complaint or responded to a question about how to book a certain restaurant.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Spanish Film Festival

With The Orphanage on general release and not showing until next week, I thought I'd do a quick summary of my thoughts on the three films I caught at this year's Viva! Film Festival at The Cornerhouse. The science-fiction thriller Cronocrimenes is a charming movie not dissimilar to the 2004 U.S. indie Primer in that they manage to convey the complexities of time-travel on a small budget and with minimal special effects. A particularly fine performance from Karra Elejalde as Hector, although the storyline is a bit weak and predictable in parts.

La Soledad , winner of two Goyas, is a much starker prospect. A tale of isolation and grief while living in close proximity to family and friends. Certain aspects reminded me of Hidden, particularly the slow build to a single moment of violence and the often voyeuristic experience implied by the splitscreen and lack of camera movement in the film's fatal moments.

Fimally, in a full Cinema 3 ( I think we had the overspill from Gael Garcia Bernal's film upstairs), was the documentary Lucio. The tale of Lucio Urtubia, a Spanish anarchist living in Paris who, during the 60's and 70's, did his best to undermine the world banking system through forgery. A fascinating story, if a little difficult to keep up with at times because of the editing, Urtubia still shows to this day the wit and the charm that got him out of so many scrapes during his eventful life. Although people tend not to clap during or at the end of films, something I've experienced a couple of times at The Cornerhouse after documentaries, one person behind me did let out a little cheer when they showed Franco in his coffin.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

This One Goes Up to Eleven




The translators doing the publicity for Glen Hansard's movie in Spain have thoughtfully translated the teaser: "How many times do you meet the love of your life?" Sadly, however, they neglected to translate the film's title. Or did they?

Once is the Spanish word for Eleven.




Hat tip: Pep.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Anyone Want A Ticket To See The Fall?

I was only going for the support band really.

*UPDATE

Forget that, The Fall have cancelled the gig until May now.I don't know whether to laugh or chortle.

Monday, March 10, 2008

And If You Know Your History

Did anyone else fall out of their chair laughing when the BBC match commentator discussed West Brom's substitutes in yesterday's match? The TV caption showed that on the bench the Baggies had Danek, Gera, Kim, Phillips and Pele. And the commentator said something along the lines of, "Obviously one name stands out there on the West Brom bench. Kevin Phillips."

Friday, March 07, 2008

The Boy Bands Have Won

The boy bands have won, and all the copyists and the tribute bands and the TV talent show producers have won, if we allow our culture to be shaped by mimicry, whether from lack of ideas or from exaggerated respect. You should never try to freeze culture. What you can do is recycle that culture. Take your older brother’s hand-me-down jacket and re-style it, re-fashion it to the point where it becomes your own. But don’t just regurgitate creative history, or hold art and music and literature as fixed, untouchable and kept under glass. The people who try to ‘guard’ any particular form of music are, like the copyists and manufactured bands, doing it the worst disservice, because the only thing that you can do to music that will damage it is not change it, not make it your own. Because then it dies, then it’s over, then it’s done, and the boy bands have won.

New album from Chumbawamba. Reviewed here.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

The Unacceptable Face of Boys' Football


"They were shouting at the ref and telling him he was rubbish and didn’t know the rules. One little boy who must have been about three feet tall screamed at the ref ‘this is a man’s game’."


Timperley, of course.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Six-Goal Thrillers!

Of which there were three in last night's BSP matches. Fortunately, Altrincham had an equal share of the goals in a roller-coaster of a match with Halifax, which saw three penalties awarded and at least another three certs missed by the ref. Even better was the fact that two of Alty's rivals, Stafford and Weymouth, were on the wrong end of the other two high-scoring matches, both going down 6-0.

Same again Saturday, please.

Now Then, Now Then

I, Ludicrous are supporting the Fall on their nationwide tour. If you haven't seen or heard of them, you've missed out.

Think Half Man Half Biscuit but with more footie references.

Details here.

Friday, February 29, 2008

It's Friday. Let's Boogie!



While we await a report from the Mekons gig in Barcelona (Josep, Jordi, hint hint), here's the Three Johns on The Tube in 1985 singing "English White Boy Engineer." I think this was the first time I ever saw the Johnnies and I was hooked straight away.

Enjoy.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Dustin Wins Oscar for Best Original Song!



My mistake. That was Glen Hansard. THIS is Ireland's entry to Eurovision. Enjoy.

Anyone We Know?



The Blue Noses Collective.

No, not those Blue Noses.

Friday, February 22, 2008

It's Friday. Let's Boogie!

The Laws Have Changed. And So Has Greil Marcus.

From the February 2008 issue of Interview magazine:

Seated in a half circle at the Gramercy (now the Blender Theater at Gramercy) in Manhattan on October 3, celebrating 30 years as a band, the Mekons took the form of a minstrel show about an old marriage; there was bickering, old scores that could never be settled, and there was, as in their last song, "Wild and Blue," a hint that it is only perseverance, and the years to make it count, that sets the voice free. That free voice was the treasure offered by the New Pornographers. A woman who attended their October 25 show at Webster Hall in Manhattan wrote on the blog Battle of the Midwestern Housewives: "I think I could live the rest of my life in the moments they played 'The Laws Have Changed'." I came away telling friends the show had restored my faith in humanity. The New Pornographers know the trick of high voices: Pitched right, and at the racing pace they favor, they can, on their best nights, make everything seem in doubt, every stand worth making, every chance worth taking. This was their best night.

I Can't Tell If It's Honesty or Jealousy

In the December 7, 2007, issue of the lay-Catholic magazine Commonweal, writer Dennis Burke discusses his work at San Quentin jail:


. . . The Q, which sits on prime real estate on the west side of San Francisco Bay, is a bastion of Christian fundamentalism. Bulging with born-again believers, a Bible in every cell, the prison sometimes feels like a multitiered revivalist church.

The inmates I have met over my years of prison ministry come from the meanest streets of California's fifty-seven counties. Most lack high-school diplomas, are marginally literate, and are prime targets for religious preachers. Suddenly isolated from family and friends, the new inmate is often in a state of shock. In such circumstances he may think, "Maybe God can help me. Nothing else has worked so far."


Written, I think, without a trace of irony.

Heaven Not Hell

Whiskey! Women! Tales of heartache and boozing, rollicking guitars and country twang. What could this mean? Why that The Mekons are on tour, of course! The legendary Leeds country punks are on the road again, setting hearts afire and playing damn fine rock ‘n’ roll music. And they’re coming to a town near you! Well, if you live in the United Kingdom, Spain, or what many people consider to be the Barcelona of America — the Midwest.

The band celebrated their 30th anniversary last year with the release of their 26th studio album, Natural (TMT Review) on Quarterstick Records. In addition to this exciting news, my friend tells me that original Mekon Jon Langford has a really cool scarf with skulls on it that you might enjoy seeing him wear. So get out your dancing shoes and Western shirt, because it’s going to be one hell of a tour. And if I don’t get this story finished soon, I am going to be late to dinner. Oops!

02.21.08 - Bristol, UK - St. Bonaventure’s
02.22.08 - Exeter, UK - Phoenix,
02.23.08 - Winchester, UK - The Railway
02.24.08 - London, UK - 100 Club
02.25.08 - Brighton, UK - Komedia
02.27.08 - Barcelona, Spain - Apolo
02.28.08 - Madrid, Spain - Gruta 77
02.29.08 - Benissa, Spain - Centro Social
03.01.08 - Murcia, Spain - 12 & Medio
03.25.08 - Chicago, IL - Schuba’s
03.25.08 - Chicago, IL - Schuba’s
03.26.08 - Iowa City, IA - The Picador
03.27.08 - Madison, WI - Barrymore Theater
03.28.08 - St. Paul, MN - Fitzgerald Theater

Thank you Liz Louche.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Oh, How Long I Have Waited




With eternal thanks to WBS.

Friday, February 15, 2008

It's Friday, Let's Boogie!

What A Come Down!

Poor old Andy Mitten of 4-4-2; it can only be a disappointment after seeing Alty.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

You Are The Ref (Again)

As Player (A) steams through the midfield, he is hacked down by an opponent, the Referee plays advantage as the ball has been picked up by Player (B), one of (A)'s team-mates. Player (B) advances 15 yards to the edge of the box before he too is scythed down by a Farsley Celtic centre-back.

What should the ref give, and where should play be restarted from?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Monday, February 11, 2008

Sound Advice

from the very wise folk at Your Dog:


Scooting can be an indication of inflamed anal sacs, which require immediate veterinary attention. Anal sacs are small glands around a canine anus at the 4 and 8 o'clock positions, which secrete intense-smelling, brownish fatty acids, and when the dog defecates, the sphincter muscles surrounding the anus squeeze the sacs to force the fluid out and onto the stool. Inflammation of the sacs is a common problem in canines, caused by the sacs not emptying properly, and the dog tries to ease the discomfort by scooting—dragging his rear along the ground. Overweight dogs, sedentary dogs, and dogs who do not get enough opportunities to exercise and eliminate may be at an increased risk, and small dogs tend to develop the condition more frequently than large ones. Veterinarians examine the dog's rectum and may attempt to express, or empty, the sacs manually while the dog is conscious, but owners should probably not attempt to express their dog's anal sacs themselves.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

He Never Started World War Three

Johnny Cyclops is dead.

Biding His (Tea) Time

Aberdeen and Dundee United could be in trouble after objects were thrown during Tuesday's CIS Insurance Cup semi-final at Tynecastle.

Objects were thrown at referee Iain Brines by supporters in the Aberdeen end of the stadium.

And the game in Edinburgh was briefly halted after Aberdeen goalkeeper Jamie Langfield was pelted by missiles, including a plastic cup of tea.


Not a plastic teacup, you'll observe. Nor a cup of plastic tea. Not even a plastic cup filled with tea. But a plastic cup of tea. One can only assume that this is some sort of prop from a play or for use in a magic trick.

Who would take such a thing along to a match?

Monday, February 04, 2008

How I Sleep at Night

PART 1: SOME THOUGHTS ON THE ORIGINS OF OUR CURRENT PREDICAMENT


1: Manners, Deference, and Private Property: Or, Elements for a General Theory of Hierarchy

2: The Very Idea of Consumption: Desire, Phantasms, and the Aesthetics of Destruction from Medieval Times to the Present.

3: Turning Modes of Production Inside-Out: Or, Why Capitalism Is a Transformation of Slavery (short version)

4: Fetishism as Social Creativity: Or, Fetishes Are Gods in the Process of Construction


PART II: PROVISIONAL AUTONOMOUS ZONE: DILEMMAS OF AUTHORITY IN RURAL MADAGASCAR


5: Provisional Autonomous Zone: Or, The Ghost-State in Madagascar

6: Dancing with Corpses Reconsidered: An Interpretation of Famadihana (in Arivonimamo, Madagascar)

7: Love Magic and Political Morality in Central Madagascar, 1875–1990

8: Oppression


PART III: DIRECT ACTION, DIRECT DEMOCRACY, AND SOCIAL THEORY


9: The Twilight of Vanguardism

10: Social Theory as Science and Utopia: Or, Does the Prospect of a General Sociological Theory Still Mean Anything in an Age of Globalization?

11: There Never Was a West: Or, Democracy Emerges From the Spaces in Between

12: On the Phenomenology of Giant Puppets: Broken Windows, Imaginary Jars of Urine, and the Cosmological Role of the Police in American Culture




I kid, of course. These are the essays contained in Possibilities, the new book by the brilliant David Graeber from those wonderful people at AK Press.


Get it, or you won't get it.

Friday, February 01, 2008